Sunday, July 13, 2014

I'm sorry, I still don't like Soccer.

I hate sports. That won't come as a surprise to anyone that takes a look at me for a second. I've never liked them, and watching them is equivalent to...uh...a jock watching a chess game. It just doesn't match with the personalities(know what I mean?)

So when this sudden(and I mean SUDDEN) soccer craze hit America, for whatever reason, it seemed like everyone was watching soccer. Not sure what caused this sudden shit(America likes to follow trends, makes me wanna puke) but America certainly didn't care much for Soccer in the past. ANYWAYS, so I went to my Moms and noticed soccer was on the television. Germany vs Argentina. So I decided to leave it on the tv and give it a chance. Okay, I like Germany so right away I had it in my mind that that's the team I'd like to win...

...for what seems like hours NO ONE SCORED. Okay, I get it..most games end no higher than 3 points. But, god what a boring sport. The only thing I remotely enjoyed was the British commentators, they make jokes sometimes. The audience doesn't shut up...ever! Fans for both countries have a chanting contest to see who can chant louder and it's fucking annoying. Shut up, SHUT UP. Let the people you want to win CONCENTRATE MAYBE!? That's the thing I don't understand about sports...the audience never shuts up! I would think it's DISTRACTING???.... ugh, maybe cheer when they score?

Soccer players are the biggest babies I've ever seen. I guess whenever contact is made the player pretends as if he's hurt. It's such a despicable sight. These are certainly no jocks, but a bunch of pansies. I could even be a soccer player with that mentality(yes, I did in fact call myself a pansy)

Well, Germany just scored a goal. And fans of Argentina are crying? That's hilarious...if I ever want to cry I'll listen to Pictures of You by the Cure, not watch a sports team lose. Such a funny sight watching grown adults cry over a soccer game. What exactly do they do for their teams? Chant and annoy them? Yeah, that's about it. And get drunk. Man...fuck people and their shitty sports.

^_^ tee hee, a little negative, but whateva. Not in a good mood so BLAH!